Here is a collection of some of the racing world's best comments on Twitter from the past week.

What are the chances that you get stuck behind an ambulance twice in one night?
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If Scott Bloomquist rolling into the track wasn't already intimidating enough, his team just added an actual spaceship to its garage.
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Parents Casey Shuman and Brooke Rowden taught their youngin' early that rubber tracks lead to follow-the-leader racing. Not amused.
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This tweet did not aged well.
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Glad we have good people like Cassill to hold media personalities responsible.
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Who would've thought that @Nascarcasm's pan would be foiled by an ambulance driver and not Cassill.
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Tracks need to keep an extra "WO" around for when Katlynn Leer comes to town.
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Thanks, But No Thanks: Backseat Driver 
John, Forcing A Cat To Swim 
Idle Thoughts From Earnhardt 
No One Pleases Race Fans 
Crouching Bowyer, Hidden Daddy 
Multitasking Hits A New Level 
It's 1 AM, Do You Know Where Your Race Fan Is? 
My Heroes Have Always Been Roosters 
What's In The Box?